The Trio sat in the common room, pouring over Muggle Studies, Ron
reading aloud.

"Seducers, Flatterers, Simonists ... what's one of them?"

"It's complicated, I'll explain later"

"...Sorcerers..."

"Wait, that's us, isn't it?" exclaimed Harry.

"Well, wizards and sorcerers aren't the same thing, but I don't know
if Dante would have made the distinction."

Ron shook his head, "Muggles really do have it in for us don't they?"

"I don't think most of them would really care," replied Hermione,
thinking about her parents.

"Suffer ye not a witch to live!" he countered.

"That, I'm told, is a mistranslation."