Sirius cackled.  Bellatrix made such a good distraction, and in the
confusion he'd made off with one of the Aurors' wands.

Before he....  Before, he had worked in the Knight Bus depot, and old
Ern had always claimed that there was nowhere he couldn't drive to.

His voice echoed across the courtyard, and he thrust his arm out
decisively.  "Time to see if that was an idle boast!" 

BANG!  SCREEEEEECH!

"Welcome to the... what the hell?"

"Godric's Hollow, and quickly!"

"Who?  What?"

"Black.  Sirius Black.  And you've just entered the history books!"

"G...G...G...Godric's H...H...Hollow right here, sir!"

"Thank you.  /Obliviate!/"